What Dengler really was doing?

The AP conducted an investigation into Richard's whereabouts Tuesday night. He was no where to be found at the YMCA and claimed that he was doing homework all day which caused him to forget about the basketball game. AP sources said that regular classes don't start at the University of Iowa until Tuesday, August 25th.

It has been said before, "With no school or full time job, it is hard to imagine what exactly makes Rich so busy."

Here are some theories of what Rich may have actually been doing Tuesday night.

1.) Reading his textbooks prior to class starting to get a head start on his peers.

2.) Studying Aeronautics to gauge a potential change in majors.

3.) Calling to cancel more bills that are registered to homes on 47th Street.

4.) Shoveling girls into his car after a night at Brothers.

5.) Volunteering down at the local shelter feeding soup to the homeless.

6.) Mapping out the number of steps from his class rooms to the Airliner.

7.) Calling Aliant Energy to make sure they shut of electricity in his IC apartment the day before he moves out next year.

8.) Stuffing his face with a Baconator extra large value meal with a side of large chili and frosty

9.) Spending hundreds of dollars a month on getting a buzz cut that he could probably do himself.

10.) Being a great role model for underprivileged kids by dressing up in a Snow White gown.