Dengler Out for Season

Richard Dengler confirmed over the lunch hour that he will be out for the remainder of the season. It has been rumored since Dengler’s bizarre disappearance last week that he would not be back with 6 Ft Over this season. The internet has been buzzing since Dengler’s surprise announcement.

All 6 Ft Over management can confirm at this time is that Dengler’s scholarship will remain in force until the start of the Aegon Fall League and will be re-evaluated at that time. Management stated they are in the process of recruiting a replacement.

Rumors have circulated that Dengler may have checked into a clinic that treats obsessive bill cancelling disease, a disorder that effects 1 in 5,000 Americans.

Teammate Jeff Reiners suggested to the AP that Dengler has become disillusioned with basketball after his poor shot selection almost cost his team a game 3 weeks ago.

A source speaking on a condition of anonymity informed that Dengler may have been suspended for the year. The source went on to state that team officials were baffled last week when Dengler claimed to have been at school all day when classes at the University of Iowa didn’t begin until yesterday.