Another disappointing loss for 6ft Over capped a Tuesday that was full of turmoil. The AP had reported earlier that day that the infamous Guatemalan Gunner, Marco de Leon, had been signed on loan from the Guatemalan National team to play with 6ft Over for their season opener. As it turned out in a strange twist of events, Enrique Sanchez Vicario, The Guatemalan coach, decided to cancel the transfer at the last minute, leaving 6ft Over up a river and without a paddle.
6ft Over had one last hope for a sub that day and that hope rested in the hands of a notorious Cedar Rapids thug, T-Money. T-Money had previously contacted 6ft Over in an attempt to secure his spot in the YMCA league drug trafficking arena. T-Money wanted to make sure that anyone that was participating was getting their dope from him. A 6’5” lanky black man, T-Money promised that he would dunk on anyone who stood in his way if given the shot to play for 6ft Over. However, T-Money also was unable to attend the game due to a outpour of gang violence that erupted on Cedar Rapids Southeast side.
So with Nick Hach tending to his kitchen and the Ryan brothers safely nuzzled up with their blankets at home, 6ft Over was forced to start another contest with no substitutes. As it turned out this spelled disaster to the once proud franchise. 6ft Over jumped out to a comfortable lead in the first half using their size advantage with Shupert in the post. However, once fatigue started to set in they fell to a 15-0 run and never saw the light of day again. The 100+ degree temperature inside the Stoney Point gym did not help things as 6ft Over found themselves gasping for air and staggering up and down the court. Late in the second half they found one last run in them where they cut the lead to 7 points. This didn’t last though as Hasenmiller and Reiners were unable to capture previous magic and went 0-10 down the stretch. Shupert started getting so frustrated he decided to just run through picks as hard as possible in attempt to injure the other team. In the end 6ft Over started playing the foul game but it was futile as they could not convert a shot at the other end.
After the game, Dick Dengler noted that he thought something might have been physically wrong with him as he was not able to shoot, dribble, or pass the ball. It is more likely that another weekend of heavy drug use and alcohol consumption did Dick in.
In other news not previously reported, 6ft Over went 1-3 against 4 make shift squads filled with athletic downtown locals in their preseason debut last weak. No further details were given.
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