Taking the court tonight for the first time in over 10 months will be 6 Ft Over! Fans may recall the legendary franchise was hit with the “death penalty” in February of this year when the team was discovered to have used ineligible players in competition.
After accepting a one season ban from the Aegon Competitive League 6 Ft Over is back and might be better than ever. Basketball fans may think Pat Riley and the Miami Heat scored the biggest free agent coup this summer. They are wrong. That distinction belongs to 6 Ft Over GM Jeff Reiners. On July 1st, the first day of NBA free agency, Reiners struck up a friendly drunken conversation at Jerseys with one Tyler Albers. Albers, a former Jefferson J-Hawk, was humored by Reiners comparing him to LeBron James and agreed right then and there to join 6 Ft Over.
Albers brings a dribble drive game to 6 Ft Over they’ve never had before. He joins a team ready to dominate and guarantees nobody in the league can stop him Former 6 Ft Over MVP Aaron Shupert calls Albers, “the best player I’ve ever played with.”
Reiners wasn’t done this off season and also convinced Albers' friend, star guard Alex Bradford to join forces on 6 Ft Over.
(this part is somewhat made up but makes for a good story)
Bradford was 2nd team All-Competitive League last year and brings his considerable talents to the once floundering franchise. Can 6 Ft Over make it work though? Can a team less than a year removed from suspension come together and win in the viscous Aegon Competitive League? Albers and Bradford will have the green light to take 6 Ft Over back to the top.
A few familiar faces remain. GM/Coach Jeff Reiners is back again as a player. Fans may not recognize Reiners this season as he appears to have added 15-20 lbs of fat since we last saw him on the court. Reiners claims to have changed his game and no longer is the distance shooter from years past. Look for Jeff to do a little work on the boards because of the teams overall lack of height and size.
6 Ft Over career leader in DNP’s Brock Ryan is onboard for his 4th different stint with the team. Ryan credits a new kickboxing routine for the resurrection of his basketball career. Claims that Ryan was brought on board purely for the purpose of ticket sales have not been proven. Brock promises to give it the old “Ryan Try” in an effort to capture his first championship.
Justin Hasenmiller has become Mr. Reliable on 6 Ft Over. Back for another campaign is the guard that once led his beloved franchise to victory over the YMCA All-Stars in 2009.
Ever the team player, Hasenmiller should fit in nicely with new teammates who can actually create their own shot. The team may also turn to the 5’9 Hasenmiller for rebounding help as he’s proven to be effective on the glass.
6 Ft Over will honor one of the franchise’s all time greats during a ceremony between games one and two. Former Rec League MVP and 6 Ft Over’s career scoring leader Aaron Shupert will watch as his jersey is retired at the Edgewood Campus’ 5th floor gym. Shupert remains in relative exile these days. Still fit and ready to play, Shupert’s eligibility came in to question before the season opener last winter. He will not comment on the eligibility matter citing legal concerns. Rumors persist that Shupert will be making spot appearances at 6 Ft Over home games in hopes of being able to sneak by security and onto the floor.
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