No Love for 6Ft Over Tailgators

Wednesday, after the tragic news that the team would no longer be able to compete in the Aegon League, 6Ft Over Tailgators came out as flat as Kevin Durant's stomach.  Nothing was working for the club as they were run off the court by Bosh Financial. Bosh was led by former Kennedy High school sensation Chad Gehrls as well as other varsity players from the '03 Kennedy class. 

6Ft Over Tailgators had 7 players show up for the game but it didnt help.  No matter who they put on the floor, they were easily beat off the dribble or would just be embarrassed by having a shot drained in their face.  Toward the end of the game with victory completely out of hand, down by 30, some members of 6Ft Over Tailgators tried to turn the game into a dunk contest.

The dunk contest really just turned out to be embarrassing for all parties involved.  Bosh Financial just stood around and laughed as Nick "Big Cock" Hach and newly acquired Will (who you might remember from the YMCA All-Star team that 6Ft Over beat last summer) attempted weak dunk after weak dunk, bouncing the ball off the rim more often then not.

"It was pretty pathetic", one member of Bosch financial said after the game, "We just let them make a fool of themselves, we thought it was pretty funny".  After the game neither Hach or Will had any comments about their dunk contest.  However, Hach shouldn't be to blame for his poor showing in the contest as he hasn't been listening to team doctors and has been having sex almost daily.  One team doctor estimated that Hach's testosterone levels are so depleted right now that has completely disabled his jumping ability.

Meanwhile other members of 6Ft Over Tailgators, including forward Aaron Shupert were just wishing they could have been apart of the contest and had the ability to even slam the basketball off of rim. "Man, I wish I could still jump like Hach", Shupert said, "It would be cool to be able to dunk, no matter how weak it was".