6Ft Over Drop 3 Straight to Premature Shooters

In lieu of a recap from last night’s debacle let’s take a look at some of the numbers. The first question that comes up when looking at the stats is what the hell was Jeff Reiners doing out there last night? 6 for 31 from the floor! That comes out to about 19% so Reiners was below the Mendoza line….in a basketball game. Piss poor. Reiners dished out 4 assists in Game 2 and was more than happy to point out to the crowd instead of playing defense.


Hasenmiller hoisted 33 shots in the 3 games and made 30% of his field goal attempts. Now that is pretty good for a baseball game but we’re looking for 40 to 50% on the hardwood. Justin continues to lead 6 Ft Over in rebounding despite being the only player under 6 feet tall. He pulled down 14 total including 7 in the Game 3 loss.

Aaron Shupert and Hasenmiller each had 10 made field goals to lead the team last night. Shupert also managed to avoid injury despite being matched against a 280lb behemoth who called fouls whenever he missed a shot in the paint.

Richard Dengler was given the green light before the game by his coach and was told to shoot 15 shots per game. Dengler responded by jacking up 3 shots in the 1st game before steadily increasing his output in Games 2 and 3.

“I just don’t feel comfortable man, this is outside of my range,” Dengler said as he stood 5 feet from the basket.

Dengler did set the a single game 6 Ft Over record with 4 steals in Game 3. The team converted 0 of those turnovers into points but a record is a record.

….In other news around the league former 6 Ft Over center Nich Hach reported that team “Dynasty” dropped 3 straight games to the “CR Side Cramps” dropping them to 3 and 3. Hach would not consider a return to 6 Ft Over this season.

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