Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Reiners 'Probable" Against Team Barta

Saying that his injured hamstring now is at 85% Reiners assured teammates that he will be suited and booted come Tuesday night.

When asked how the hamstring was injured Reiners at first declined to elaborate other than saying it was “non-basketball” related. When pushed further Reiners admitted that the tightness in his left hamstring was caused by some late night dancing. The fancy moves apparently involved crouching incredibly low to the ground while simulating the rolling of dice. The movements can place incredible strain on ones lower body.

Reiners refused comment on whether or not alcohol fueled his decision making Saturday night. He simply declared that dancing is not a violation of his 6 Ft Over contract and that we will play his normal average floor game Tuesday night.

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