As promised, 6Ft over vs. Team Barta is now available here:
12 years ago
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
6Ft Over Now Losers of 8 Straight
The losing streak hit 8 last night as 6 Ft Over was swept in their opening night triple header by the “Danny Tanners”. A summer playing in the YMCA league prepared 6 Ft Over for the competition of the Aegon league but preparation alone wasn’t enough. In the first game of the post-Hach era 6 Ft Over struggled to score easy buckets and the offense became completely bogged down for long stretches.
Reiners kept his club in Game 1 by dropping 5 long distance bombs. It wasn’t enough though because in the end 6 Ft Over was a 15-12 loser. After revealing his sole offensive weapon Reiners then was locked down completely for the remaining 2 games. The opposition unfortunately realized how easy it was to shut Jeff down by exploiting his stunning lack of quickness.
Justin Hasenmiller and Richard Dengler led all scorers on the night with 12 apiece. Hasenmiller also yanked down 12 rebounds in the Game 2 loss which makes you wonder what his 6 Ft and over teammates were doing on the defensive glass.
Dengler filled in admirably for a banged up Aaron Shupert who managed to injure himself on three separate occasions during the game, breaking the single game record for the most times injured. Shupert did return in Game 3 and sparked a minor comeback. It wasn’t enough as the “Danny Tanners” escaped 17-16 in OT and survived 6 points 5 rebounds and 4 assists by young Richard Dengler.
Dengler cursed himself as he exited the gym last night but unfortunately none of his teammates could make out exactly what he was saying other than it involved some reference to a “m’ effin Troy Eaves”.
Ex 6 Ft Over bench warmer Brock Ryan was in attendance Monday night. He denied rumors that he would resign with the team only adding that he was contemplating retirement from pick-up basketball and he was there only in support of his ex teammates.
Reiners kept his club in Game 1 by dropping 5 long distance bombs. It wasn’t enough though because in the end 6 Ft Over was a 15-12 loser. After revealing his sole offensive weapon Reiners then was locked down completely for the remaining 2 games. The opposition unfortunately realized how easy it was to shut Jeff down by exploiting his stunning lack of quickness.
Justin Hasenmiller and Richard Dengler led all scorers on the night with 12 apiece. Hasenmiller also yanked down 12 rebounds in the Game 2 loss which makes you wonder what his 6 Ft and over teammates were doing on the defensive glass.
Dengler filled in admirably for a banged up Aaron Shupert who managed to injure himself on three separate occasions during the game, breaking the single game record for the most times injured. Shupert did return in Game 3 and sparked a minor comeback. It wasn’t enough as the “Danny Tanners” escaped 17-16 in OT and survived 6 points 5 rebounds and 4 assists by young Richard Dengler.
Dengler cursed himself as he exited the gym last night but unfortunately none of his teammates could make out exactly what he was saying other than it involved some reference to a “m’ effin Troy Eaves”.
Ex 6 Ft Over bench warmer Brock Ryan was in attendance Monday night. He denied rumors that he would resign with the team only adding that he was contemplating retirement from pick-up basketball and he was there only in support of his ex teammates.
Monday, October 26, 2009
6Ft Over Doin Dirty Work
Last night members of 6Ft Over were seen at Riverside Casino and Golf Resort for a charity event before their home opener tonight at 5:30. Reiners and Shupert were seen palling it up with former SNL star Norm Macdonald at the roulette table after his stand-up comedy show he performed there earlier that evening.
“Its all for the kids”, Reiners said, he promised that all of his losing’s would go to a local charity of Riverside’s choice. Norm was seen double fisting coffee after a long night that must have been exhausting. Shupert was really taking it to the casino when he went on a 6 for 7 streak at the roulette table winning big on Michael Jordan’s 23. “I cant wait to hit that buffet with all this money I won, I need to refuel for the game tonight.” Shupert said
Former 6Ft Over super-sub Brock Ryan was scheduled to attend the event but was unable due to an "undisclosed illness".
“Its all for the kids”, Reiners said, he promised that all of his losing’s would go to a local charity of Riverside’s choice. Norm was seen double fisting coffee after a long night that must have been exhausting. Shupert was really taking it to the casino when he went on a 6 for 7 streak at the roulette table winning big on Michael Jordan’s 23. “I cant wait to hit that buffet with all this money I won, I need to refuel for the game tonight.” Shupert said
Former 6Ft Over super-sub Brock Ryan was scheduled to attend the event but was unable due to an "undisclosed illness".
Friday, October 23, 2009
6Ft Over Sharp as they Break Camp
Gallons of sweat has hit the floor. Muscles strained and backs have ached. A coach has threatened to “blow his top”. It will all be worth it for 6 Ft Over players when the Competitive League season tips off October 26th.
Over the course of the brutal 5 day camp 6 Ft Over has seen their veteran players commit to training camp as if they were rookies again. It is that new found dedication that has raised expectations for the team.
“We spent the summer getting run off of the court by some of the best players in the city. It’s was the competition that we needed to prepare for the Aegon League,” said player/coach Jeff Reiners before the last day of camp.
Aaron Shupert arrived for day 5 of camp appearing a bit hung over. League bloggers reported seeing Shupert out on the town consuming copious amounts of alcohol with free agent guard Brock Ryan.
After a slow start to camp both 6 year veterans have looked sharp and in top condition during recent training sessions. Shupert credits his new cross training regimen that involves multiple sports for his success.
“If it’s not soccer it’s boxing, if not boxing it’s tae kwan doe, ya dig?” Shupert stated.
Justin Hasenmiller, who has been excused from camp, briefly spoke with reporters this morning regarding the upcoming season.
“Individually the players in the Aegon league may be better. I bet you we won’t encounter any teams that have played together for 20 years and haven’t missed a jump shot since the 80’s.”
The roster is intact with the core members of 6 Ft Over. Reiners, Shupert, Hasenmiller and Dengler are back for another go around. Gone is center Nick "Big Cock" Hach. Hach has re joined his usual club team after a summer on loan to 6 Ft Over.
The sprints have been run. The jump shots sharpened. Threats have been made and a player has shown up still intoxicated. Just another training camp for 6 Ft Over.
Over the course of the brutal 5 day camp 6 Ft Over has seen their veteran players commit to training camp as if they were rookies again. It is that new found dedication that has raised expectations for the team.
“We spent the summer getting run off of the court by some of the best players in the city. It’s was the competition that we needed to prepare for the Aegon League,” said player/coach Jeff Reiners before the last day of camp.
Aaron Shupert arrived for day 5 of camp appearing a bit hung over. League bloggers reported seeing Shupert out on the town consuming copious amounts of alcohol with free agent guard Brock Ryan.
After a slow start to camp both 6 year veterans have looked sharp and in top condition during recent training sessions. Shupert credits his new cross training regimen that involves multiple sports for his success.
“If it’s not soccer it’s boxing, if not boxing it’s tae kwan doe, ya dig?” Shupert stated.
Justin Hasenmiller, who has been excused from camp, briefly spoke with reporters this morning regarding the upcoming season.
“Individually the players in the Aegon league may be better. I bet you we won’t encounter any teams that have played together for 20 years and haven’t missed a jump shot since the 80’s.”
The roster is intact with the core members of 6 Ft Over. Reiners, Shupert, Hasenmiller and Dengler are back for another go around. Gone is center Nick "Big Cock" Hach. Hach has re joined his usual club team after a summer on loan to 6 Ft Over.
The sprints have been run. The jump shots sharpened. Threats have been made and a player has shown up still intoxicated. Just another training camp for 6 Ft Over.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
6Ft Over Fall '09 Schedule Released
10/26/2009 5:30PM 6Ft Over vs. The Danny Tanners
11/02/2009 7:30PM 6Ft Over vs. Premature Shooters
11/09/2009 5:30PM 6Ft Over @ Never Back Down
11/16/2009 5:30PM 6Ft Over vs. The Dynasty*
11/23/2009 7:30PM 6Ft Over @ The CR Side Cramps
11/30/2009 5:30PM 6Ft Over @ Marshall
12/07/2009 7:30PM 6Ft Over vs. Vander Veen
*Premium Game
11/02/2009 7:30PM 6Ft Over vs. Premature Shooters
11/09/2009 5:30PM 6Ft Over @ Never Back Down
11/16/2009 5:30PM 6Ft Over vs. The Dynasty*
11/23/2009 7:30PM 6Ft Over @ The CR Side Cramps
11/30/2009 5:30PM 6Ft Over @ Marshall
12/07/2009 7:30PM 6Ft Over vs. Vander Veen
*Premium Game
Ryan Sounds Off to Local Media
Disgruntled ex-teammate Brock Ryan sounded off to local media today during his lunch hour. "I've been running and shooting baskets at the Edgewood gym this week (read:one day) hoping I can latch on with someone midseason for the veterans minimum. You guys will be sorry you released me.", Ryan said.
Ryan still is very upset about the way 6Ft Over management treated him in the days before his release. He went on to say, "I think I could be a real asset during the stretch run for the playoffs, like PJ Brown or Kurt Thomas. Except much worse and a lot whiter."
Obviously Ryan is not over what some have called a lapse in judgment by his former team. No contact was made with 6Ft Over officials in connection with this story.
Ryan still is very upset about the way 6Ft Over management treated him in the days before his release. He went on to say, "I think I could be a real asset during the stretch run for the playoffs, like PJ Brown or Kurt Thomas. Except much worse and a lot whiter."
Obviously Ryan is not over what some have called a lapse in judgment by his former team. No contact was made with 6Ft Over officials in connection with this story.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Reiners Sans Shoes on 2nd Day of Camp
Guard/Coach Jeff Reiners arrived at training facilities again today with only socks on. Rumors circulated yesterday that Reiners behavior is a subliminal message to management that he is unhappy with his contract. Reiners is not speaking to the media but was overheard shouting to fans as he arrived for the 2nd day of camp.
“Maybe add a zero to my contract and I’ll have Shoop run me out to my car before practice so I can grab my J’s!” Reiners was heard saying.
“Maybe add a zero to my contract and I’ll have Shoop run me out to my car before practice so I can grab my J’s!” Reiners was heard saying.
Early Season Preview (Captains)
1. David Duggan- Works in New Business operations just like me so he’s probably overworked and underpaid.
2. Matthew Vasquez- Isn’t it Julio Caesar?
3. Chris Gehrls- Team named Dynasty that features a particularly large former 6 Ft Over Center.
4. Josh Reaktenwalt- Our favorite captain from the team that ended the 17 game winning streak.
5. Jeffrey Reiners- Does he really think 6 Ft Over belongs in the competitive league?
6. Jon Fortune- I recognize this captains name. His team probably plastered us in year 1.
7. Klint Davis- Answer’s the phone for AIT. Probable computer geek can’t be good at basketball…right?
8. Roger Clark- The Wizard is advancing in age. We’ll see if he can regain his MVP form from 2008.
9. Terry Siberger- Another new business worker. This guy has 5 people that work for him though. Important are we?
10. Travis Welsch- Works at the Edgewood building. Will enjoy home court advantage.
11. Jeremy Rannals- Another name I recognize. Unfortunately it’s not the off the ball foul guy. I still want revenge on his fat ass.
12. Marshall Wald- Another burned out Life Insurance New Business Rep that makes 30k a year for 60 hours a week.
13. Justin Gerdes- Wow a “Financial Reporter” in the bball league. Hopefully he plays like Will Pattison.
14. Josh Misener- Can he take time out of his rock star lifestyle to play a little hoops on Mondays?
15. Derek Vander Veen – Come on Derek just pick one last name you work in “Special Servicing” after all.
2. Matthew Vasquez- Isn’t it Julio Caesar?
3. Chris Gehrls- Team named Dynasty that features a particularly large former 6 Ft Over Center.
4. Josh Reaktenwalt- Our favorite captain from the team that ended the 17 game winning streak.
5. Jeffrey Reiners- Does he really think 6 Ft Over belongs in the competitive league?
6. Jon Fortune- I recognize this captains name. His team probably plastered us in year 1.
7. Klint Davis- Answer’s the phone for AIT. Probable computer geek can’t be good at basketball…right?
8. Roger Clark- The Wizard is advancing in age. We’ll see if he can regain his MVP form from 2008.
9. Terry Siberger- Another new business worker. This guy has 5 people that work for him though. Important are we?
10. Travis Welsch- Works at the Edgewood building. Will enjoy home court advantage.
11. Jeremy Rannals- Another name I recognize. Unfortunately it’s not the off the ball foul guy. I still want revenge on his fat ass.
12. Marshall Wald- Another burned out Life Insurance New Business Rep that makes 30k a year for 60 hours a week.
13. Justin Gerdes- Wow a “Financial Reporter” in the bball league. Hopefully he plays like Will Pattison.
14. Josh Misener- Can he take time out of his rock star lifestyle to play a little hoops on Mondays?
15. Derek Vander Veen – Come on Derek just pick one last name you work in “Special Servicing” after all.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Reiners Shows up to Training Camp without Gear, Fines Looming
In a strange turn of events today, Jeffrey Reiners showed up to the first day of training camp without any shoes. The same training camp that Reiners himself had actually placed mandatory attendance for other team members. "He obviously didn’t feel it was necessary to be serious about it himself.", Aaron Shupert said to a reporter. As other members of 6Ft Over pounded the mill, Reiners was seen leisurely walking around the gym barefoot, pretending to stretch. Reiners is now officially being called a training camp hold out as rumors surfaced that he left his shoes at home to make a statement that he is unhappy with his contract. Reiners and Brandon Marshall share the same agent so it would not be a surprise if this was a tactic employed by Reiners from his agents advice.
Team officials are waiting to see what Reiners’ work ethic is like on the second day of camp before they officially suspend the shooting guard for the remainder of camp. A hefty fine is sure to come Reiners way after this blatant disregard for team policy.
Team officials are waiting to see what Reiners’ work ethic is like on the second day of camp before they officially suspend the shooting guard for the remainder of camp. A hefty fine is sure to come Reiners way after this blatant disregard for team policy.
6Ft Over Opens Camp
Rookies and Veterans must report to the Sweatshop by 1pm today. Richard Dengler is a rumored hold out. Hasenmiller has been granted a Veteran waiver for camp. The first training session will be preceded by media day.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Shupert Signs Extension
In an amazing turn of fortune former All League Forward Aaron Shupert has signed a long term extension with 6 Ft Over.
“We always wanted to resign and make sure Aaron finished his career with this club,” said Shupert’s DUI lawyer.
Less than 5 minutes ago it seemed certain Shupert would not suit up for 6 Ft Over ever again. The threat of sitting out the entire season is “water under the bridge” Shupert commented.
Exact terms of the deal were not disclosed. It is believed to be a back loaded contract with half of the money guaranteed.
“We always wanted to resign and make sure Aaron finished his career with this club,” said Shupert’s DUI lawyer.
Less than 5 minutes ago it seemed certain Shupert would not suit up for 6 Ft Over ever again. The threat of sitting out the entire season is “water under the bridge” Shupert commented.
Exact terms of the deal were not disclosed. It is believed to be a back loaded contract with half of the money guaranteed.
Shupert vs. 6 Ft Over: "A Tale of Disharmony".
It was just under a year ago when the off season drama began. Aaron Shupert had decided to undergo a major eye operation just prior to the start of the Spring season. His decision to postpone surgery until the last possible moment put his season in jeopardy which did not thrill 6 Ft Over ownership.
“I got hurt on company time so I’ll heal on company time,” Shupert said in the days following his surgery.
After some testy exchanges with his Head Coach Shupert relented and ended up missing no games. His early season play may have been affected by his goggles despite Shupert’s denials. Rumor had it that upper management felt Shupert had lost confidence and no longer drove to the hole with reckless abandon following the surgery.
Another off season of turmoil has preceded the ’09 Fall League. It was discovered recently that Shupert has participated in an unauthorized charity “Soccer” match with African immigrants. Participation in any non-basketball related event is a blatant violation of Shupert’s contract. After hearing of the “Soccer” match 6 Ft Over took a hard line in contract negotiations and indicated they will slap Shupert with the Franchise tag when he becomes a restricted free agent this winter.
Shupert’s agent/lawyer, who had defended him in multiple public intoxication cases, had this to say.
“Aaron is prepared to sit out the rest of next season if deemed necessary. We will not sign or negotiate another contract with 6 Ft Over.”
“I got hurt on company time so I’ll heal on company time,” Shupert said in the days following his surgery.
After some testy exchanges with his Head Coach Shupert relented and ended up missing no games. His early season play may have been affected by his goggles despite Shupert’s denials. Rumor had it that upper management felt Shupert had lost confidence and no longer drove to the hole with reckless abandon following the surgery.
Another off season of turmoil has preceded the ’09 Fall League. It was discovered recently that Shupert has participated in an unauthorized charity “Soccer” match with African immigrants. Participation in any non-basketball related event is a blatant violation of Shupert’s contract. After hearing of the “Soccer” match 6 Ft Over took a hard line in contract negotiations and indicated they will slap Shupert with the Franchise tag when he becomes a restricted free agent this winter.
Shupert’s agent/lawyer, who had defended him in multiple public intoxication cases, had this to say.
“Aaron is prepared to sit out the rest of next season if deemed necessary. We will not sign or negotiate another contract with 6 Ft Over.”
Monday, October 12, 2009
Brock Ryan Released
It is the end of a legendary era for 6 Ft Over. One time 4th Man of the Year candidate Brock Ryan has been granted his release from 6ft Over ending a spectacular if not inconsistent career. With training camp set to open this week for the 2009 Fall AEGON Competitive League Brock Ryan had asked to be traded to a contender.
Unable to find a buyer Ryan on the open market 6 Ft Over has decided to let the old warhorse go.
“If anybody needs a player that will show up once a year and exhaust himself within minutes of entering the game Ryan is their guy,” said an emotional Coach Reiners at the farewell press conference.
Reiners was then asked about the chances of Ryan being resigned for the veterans minimum.
“I don’t know, I just don’t know if he has it anymore,” he said as he wiped away tears.
Ryan’s career with 6 Ft Over is remembered mostly by DNP’s and the various predicaments that caused them. There was the legendary time when Ryan left his teammates shorthanded after becoming occupied by hot wings. Then there was the incident where Ryan was forced to miss action because a scheduled game coincided with the release of a Will Ferrell movie on DVD.
When Ryan did play the results were often hilarious. “The pass” is still widely discussed amongst AEGON Rec League followers. It was that play in which Ryan suddenly turned into White Chocolate and delivered an on the money behind the back pass to a streaking Richard Dengler who promptly blew the layup.
After sitting out the entire year after “the pass” Ryan returned to action the next season and logged a grueling 40 minutes against Team Yellowbook. His 40.0 minute per game average led the league during the ’09 Early Summer YMCA League. It was in that game against Yellowbook when Ryan hit a go ahead layup while everyone in the gym watched in horror as he took the big shot.
Officially Ryan tallied 15 career points to go with 2 rebounds, 3 assists and a steal. His 36 DNP’s are a 6 Ft Over career record.
Unable to find a buyer Ryan on the open market 6 Ft Over has decided to let the old warhorse go.
“If anybody needs a player that will show up once a year and exhaust himself within minutes of entering the game Ryan is their guy,” said an emotional Coach Reiners at the farewell press conference.
Reiners was then asked about the chances of Ryan being resigned for the veterans minimum.
“I don’t know, I just don’t know if he has it anymore,” he said as he wiped away tears.
Ryan’s career with 6 Ft Over is remembered mostly by DNP’s and the various predicaments that caused them. There was the legendary time when Ryan left his teammates shorthanded after becoming occupied by hot wings. Then there was the incident where Ryan was forced to miss action because a scheduled game coincided with the release of a Will Ferrell movie on DVD.
When Ryan did play the results were often hilarious. “The pass” is still widely discussed amongst AEGON Rec League followers. It was that play in which Ryan suddenly turned into White Chocolate and delivered an on the money behind the back pass to a streaking Richard Dengler who promptly blew the layup.
After sitting out the entire year after “the pass” Ryan returned to action the next season and logged a grueling 40 minutes against Team Yellowbook. His 40.0 minute per game average led the league during the ’09 Early Summer YMCA League. It was in that game against Yellowbook when Ryan hit a go ahead layup while everyone in the gym watched in horror as he took the big shot.
Officially Ryan tallied 15 career points to go with 2 rebounds, 3 assists and a steal. His 36 DNP’s are a 6 Ft Over career record.
Friday, October 2, 2009
6Ft Over vs. Team Barta Highlights
As promised video highlights from the game on Tuesday 9/22/2009 are now here!
Full box score coming soon. Thanks to Morgan for the footage.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Post Game Comments from 6 Ft Over's Loss to Team ACE Tuesday Night
Justin Hasenmiller - Well, Ace had a few new guys because the cherry picker from last time was in an arm cast, plus the crybaby, the slow white guy, and the athletic 6 footer who guarded Hach last time. We had Shup, Hach, the Mt Mercy 3 point guy, a guy from integrated services, and me. Mt Mercy was drilling 3’s in the first half and we played ok. They cried about every call we made and complained about every loose ball that went out of bounds, but we still led 51-42. Then, in the 2nd half we couldn’t hit any shots and the complaining got out of control. To add insult, the guy from integrated services and the athletic six footer went for loose ball by the curtain and our guy crumpled. He hurt his knee and was in a lot of pain. They had to wheel him out on an office chair. All in all, a terrible end to the season.
Oh, before that though, the A league game scheduled before us was also a fiasco. It went to overtime and there was so much complaining the 3 minute overtime took 18 minutes to complete.
Just a complete cluster.
Nick "Big Cock" Hach- We were up big on them right away, then they cut the lead to a few points. They were huge punks all day, especially that one guy that was last game. Brad Reed ended up screwing his knee up real bad and I had to take him to the hospital. They think it's only a sprain, which would be good news. We ended up losing by 6 or so.
He(Reed) yelled loud and it made a big popping noise. I won't play that team again..that's not fun basketball. I don't play ghetto ball anymore...I've done it for too many years
Olsen can't stand that guy and was furious after the game. I've played against that guy several times and he's a huge db every single time. When it's a really competitive game it's beyond ridiculous.
Aaron Shupert- Oh dude it was crazy. I can’t even talk about it. We won that game. They easily cheated us out of a dozen points just by complaining about everything. Every call the game got stopped so they could b****. That one dude (the crybaby) was jawing the whole game. To make things worse, Hach’s other friend (Reed) hurt his knee on one play. He got taken out in a wheel chair screaming and everything. These fools had the nerve to take a point away from us because Reed was on the other end of the floor screaming so they claimed they stopped playing. All the guys on the sideline and the scorekeeper were talking trash the whole time. The score keeper straight got up and left during the middle of the game. It was like being at a road game where everyone was against you and we knew we couldn’t win.
Oh, before that though, the A league game scheduled before us was also a fiasco. It went to overtime and there was so much complaining the 3 minute overtime took 18 minutes to complete.
Just a complete cluster.
Nick "Big Cock" Hach- We were up big on them right away, then they cut the lead to a few points. They were huge punks all day, especially that one guy that was last game. Brad Reed ended up screwing his knee up real bad and I had to take him to the hospital. They think it's only a sprain, which would be good news. We ended up losing by 6 or so.
He(Reed) yelled loud and it made a big popping noise. I won't play that team again..that's not fun basketball. I don't play ghetto ball anymore...I've done it for too many years
Olsen can't stand that guy and was furious after the game. I've played against that guy several times and he's a huge db every single time. When it's a really competitive game it's beyond ridiculous.
Aaron Shupert- Oh dude it was crazy. I can’t even talk about it. We won that game. They easily cheated us out of a dozen points just by complaining about everything. Every call the game got stopped so they could b****. That one dude (the crybaby) was jawing the whole game. To make things worse, Hach’s other friend (Reed) hurt his knee on one play. He got taken out in a wheel chair screaming and everything. These fools had the nerve to take a point away from us because Reed was on the other end of the floor screaming so they claimed they stopped playing. All the guys on the sideline and the scorekeeper were talking trash the whole time. The score keeper straight got up and left during the middle of the game. It was like being at a road game where everyone was against you and we knew we couldn’t win.
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